So, it’s been a while since I last updated…Warped was very very incredibly taste-tastic, but the fake people attending has grown exponentially. Last year I could pick Paris Hilton out of a crowd (I pointed the slut out to my friend without even knowing who she was) and this year like half of the people there were wearing the same thing she was (short skirts, high heels, makeup everywhere, tilted trucker hats…kill me). I’d love to take a trip into one of these girl’s minds…what the hell are they thinking? I would LOVE to see one of them friggin break one of the heels on their stupid shoes and flip into a crowd swallowed up never to be seen again. Also while i’m on a rant, what the fuck is up with these “I did (name of stupid ass celebrity that wears fake thrift clothes here)” shirts, hats, and other clothing? I mean seriously, when I was growing up If i wore a shirt proclaiming that I’d had sex with someone I hadn’t I would be arrested or something. Stupid kids, your dream boy won’t give you the time of day. Ok back to Warped. Coheed was so packed it was uncomfortable to stay in the pit (I’m happy for the band but it’s quite a pity since last year there was just the right amount of true Coheed fans for a kick ass show). Underoath freaking rocked (I knew they would) the keyboardist was the most energetic guy ever and they all put on probably the best show of the day on an incredibly small stage with a medium sized crowd (like about 100 people)…Gonna see them in Chicago the next time they come around and that’s a friggin guarantee.