{"id":175,"date":"2007-10-08T15:30:42","date_gmt":"2007-10-08T21:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/08\/dream-update\/"},"modified":"2008-12-17T21:29:38","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T03:29:38","slug":"dream-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/08\/dream-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Dream Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok. Recently I had the weirdest dream ever. Here&#8217;s a shortened list of exactly what happened in that dream. The best interpretation as to what the hell was going on in my mind to make this happen to me wins a hug.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Moving back home from some place<\/li>\n<li>When shopping, I come upon a baby vending machine. I pick up four babies.<\/li>\n<li>For some reason, they turn to cats halfway through the dream, but promptly turn back into normal babies.<\/li>\n<li>I decide I don&#8217;t want the babies. I call &#8220;tech support&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>Indian woman answers, first compares me to some racial stereotype (in a pretty funny manner no less), then compares my mother to a racial stereotype. (This is weird because we&#8217;re both Caucasian)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Going away&#8221; celebration next door.<\/li>\n<li>After celebration, turns out that one of the babies that I&#8217;ve adopted is an international spy.<\/li>\n<li>I fall asleep at night, wake up to a commotion. Apparently, my butler is a secret agent, because he&#8217;s fighting all of the babies. The babies are speaking in different dialects, and are all spies for foreign nations.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That&#8217;s it. So any ideas?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok. Recently I had the weirdest dream ever. Here&#8217;s a shortened list of exactly what happened in that dream. The best interpretation as to what the hell was going on in my mind to make this happen to me wins a hug. Moving back home from some place When shopping, I come upon a baby [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cityeyesphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}