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Why don’t we have cool pizza like this in the US?

Hell Pizza needs to start giving out franchise licensing in the US for the following reasons:

• Their Pizza is actually interesting - Seven of their flavors are named after the seven deadly sins and in my opinion sound freakin' delicious (blue cheese, peppers, garlic...mmm...)
• Awesome advertising schemes (Promoting their "Lust" pizza by distributing condoms with the meal, creating the fastest hearse in the world.)
• The Pizza Box can actually morph into a tiny coffin to carry your "remains" wherever you'd like to finish them off.

Pinnacle of hellish deliciousness? I think so.

http://hell.co.nz