25Feb/070
Why don’t we have cool pizza like this in the US?
Hell Pizza needs to start giving out franchise licensing in the US for the following reasons:
- Their Pizza is actually interesting - Seven of their flavors are named after the seven deadly sins and in my opinion sound freakin' delicious (blue cheese, peppers, garlic...mmm...)
- Awesome advertising schemes (Promoting their "Lust" pizza by distributing condoms with the meal, creating the fastest hearse in the world.)
- The Pizza Box can actually morph into a tiny coffin to carry your "remains" wherever you'd like to finish them off.
Pinnacle of hellish deliciousness? I think so.
