Well. I’m up at 8:00 AM. I was also still up at 6:00 AM. I was unaware that there would be 1,000 men upstairs pounding on the floors with hammers at the crack of dawn for some reason.

While I was searching for “white noise” on a torrent search engine (to muffle the army of hammer equipped soldiers) I found “The Other White Noise - Lesbians and Ice Cream”. Does anyone really download that stuff? (Apparently they do. 93 seeders, 121 leechers. Wtf.)

Edit: Turns out “Lesbians and Ice Cream” is an album. Not a dirty, dirty movie.