Ok. Recently I had the weirdest dream ever. Here’s a shortened list of exactly what happened in that dream. The best interpretation as to what the hell was going on in my mind to make this happen to me wins a hug.

• Moving back home from some place
• When shopping, I come upon a baby vending machine. I pick up four babies.
• For some reason, they turn to cats halfway through the dream, but promptly turn back into normal babies.
• I decide I don’t want the babies. I call "tech support".
• Indian woman answers, first compares me to some racial stereotype (in a pretty funny manner no less), then compares my mother to a racial stereotype. (This is weird because we’re both Caucasian)
• "Going away" celebration next door.
• After celebration, turns out that one of the babies that I’ve adopted is an international spy.
• I fall asleep at night, wake up to a commotion. Apparently, my butler is a secret agent, because he’s fighting all of the babies. The babies are speaking in different dialects, and are all spies for foreign nations.

That’s it. So any ideas?