There are few things as beautiful and poetic as spam mail:

Have you ever heard that you that you can change your male aggregate length?
Women will drive crazy with you.
Dont miss this opportunity to lengthen your jang length.
It is time to consider your male machine length.

Or click on this picture to see the whole shebang:

I couldn’t stop laughing after I read this. So badly translated. And what in god’s name does “jang” mean?